I started drinking

So I can be drunk when the mail gets here and then I'll be good and
boozed up for when I start drinking.

She tells me I stagger pretty vicious when I combine that med with
booze, well I say good. That's sort of what I was shooting for.

I win.

 

oops, wrong NG

sorry

 

That's a relief! DWI/DUI is not a good idea, even in a Volvo

 

Naw, if I gotta head out I call a cab.

I got one of those when I was younger and much stupider, and aside from
being a very expensive affair, I definitely learned my lesson.

 

Part of it, anyway.