SeaFoam -- who's blowing smoke?

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Jamie, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. Jamie

    Jamie Guest

    Well friends, neighbors, countrymen, -- and even Volvo owners up in
    Poland:

    Let me tell you about Seafoam. I used it once on a boat motor and today
    was my first time in a car. So - reading about the smoke and panic it
    causes and people calling the Fire Department, I drove 20 miles out in
    the countryside of Northeast Texas looking for a place with nobody for
    miles.

    I drove and drove, always finding a house or cars or people. So I drove
    more. I felt like I was either trying to bury a body, or looking for a
    place to park when I was a teen with my girlfriend. You know when you
    want solitude and it's nowhere to be found? That was me.

    Then I found a little spot on a country road in a field. I pulled over,
    opened the hood and got the brake vacuum hose ready. I poured 1/2 can
    of Seafoam into the hose, reconnected it, started the car and in a
    large puff of smoke and hesitation I turned off the engine and waited.

    15 minutes, standing in a field in the middle of nowhere - feeling like
    you are doing something wrong is a long time.

    What would I tell the police if they came?

    The owner of the land?

    I guess the truth -- it's an innocent enough thing I am doing.

    So, for 15 minutes I planned it out. I checked the wind direction and
    speed -- it was blowing right across the highway. Oh no - I could cause
    an accident.

    How long should I stay before I leave in case someone calls the fire
    department thinking there was a grass fire? We are in a drought here.

    Finally, 12, 13, 14 minutes -- I can't wait 15 so I am going to start
    the car.

    VROOOOOM!!!!! Here she goes!!!!

    Wait. Where's all the smoke? What happened? A midget smoking a cigar
    could puff out more smoke that what my car is doing. What happened?

    So, I put it in drive, got on the road and saw a little smoke coming
    out -- but not the smoke of an F-16 fighter jet doing maneuvers at a
    stunt show. Not even as much smoke as Cheech and Chong driving down the
    road in their van smoking enough weed to get Los Angeles high.

    Where was my smoke?

    So, I drove 15 miles home -- feeling a bit let down. So, I poured the
    other 1/2 can in the car and let it sit 30 minutes this time. I ran the
    car in the driveway and made some decent smoke this time -- but not
    "call 911" smoke.

    I think in the end my engine did loosen up some -- but not
    dramatically. I did discover an exhaust flange leak because of the
    smoke.

    I poured another 1/2 can in the fuel tank and 1/2 can in the oil
    crankcase. Maybe if I am lucky I'l clean the injectors and maybe clean
    a few parts with the oil treatment. I plan on changing my oil tomorrow
    anyway.

    Sorry Tonto -- I tried to send you the signal but I'll understand if
    you didn't get the message.

    Jamie
     
    Jamie, Jun 20, 2006
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  2. Jamie

    Boris Mohar Guest

    Snip..

    Your car was relatively clean.



    Regards,

    Boris Mohar

    Got Knock? - see:
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    void _-void-_ in the obvious place
     
    Boris Mohar, Jun 20, 2006
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  3. Jamie

    Jamie Guest

    I am thinking that a few months ago when we had the engine apart to
    machine the crankshaft and replace the main bearings, I noticed that
    one of my fuel injectors was leaking into the engine.

    I think this contributed to worn bearings by thinning the oil, and I
    think it cleaned the engine. I wasn't sure about varnish build up,
    though.

    I am hoping that the treatment did some good, especially in the
    injectors and oil. I think I am noticing a better idle and smoother
    sound.

    Thanks,
    Jamie
     
    Jamie, Jun 20, 2006
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  4. Jamie....whats the procedure to do the outboard motor?

    thanx...
     
    ~^ beancounter ~^, Jun 22, 2006
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