There was a young lady from Venice

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Franz Bestuchev, Oct 28, 2004.

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    Franz Bestuchev Guest

    Whose body was shaped like a...
     
    Franz Bestuchev, Oct 28, 2004
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    Franz Bestuchev Guest

    Opps, wrong forum, sorry
     
    Franz Bestuchev, Oct 28, 2004
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    bigjon Guest

    Franz Bestuchev decided to add:
    aww - go on, tell us the rest...
     
    bigjon, Oct 28, 2004
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    Franz Bestuchev Guest

    I was posting it in hopes that someone else knew how it ended... :)
     
    Franz Bestuchev, Oct 28, 2004
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    bigjon Guest

    Franz Bestuchev decided to add:
    rofl
     
    bigjon, Oct 28, 2004
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    bigjon Guest

    Franz Bestuchev decided to add:
    The only one close I know of is....

    There was a young man from Venice
    Who played a good game of lawn tennis.
    But the game he liked best,
    Far more than the rest,
    Was played with two balls and a penis...
     
    bigjon, Oct 28, 2004
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    Franz Bestuchev Guest

    That seems to be the only limerick that I can find in google, I was trying
    to post to another group that had a guy who knew this one...ah well.
     
    Franz Bestuchev, Oct 28, 2004
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    Simon Taylor Guest

    There once was a wonderful wizard,
    Who had a fierce pain in his gizzard.
    So he drank wind and snow,
    At 40 below,
    And farted a 40 mile blizzard
     
    Simon Taylor, Oct 29, 2004
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