Mr. Hernia:
Your poor knowledge of SUVs needs a serious upgrade.
Fact:
1) Many SUVs are darn fast - Lexus RX330, BMW X5, Acura MDX, Porsche Cayenne
to name a few.
2) Many SUVs can outhandle cars - Nissan Murano/Infiniti FX, Porsche Cayenne,
BMW X5 to name a few.
3) Many SUVs are not based on pickups - Lexus RX, BMW X5, Acura MDX to name a
few.
Once your wife get T-boned by a Chevy truck in your little two-door coupe,
you'll wish that you've bought her an SUV.