What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

[byrocat]

Worst stain, probably the upchuck from having to read all these
posts.....

 

[isquat]

Skid marks?

from the underwear? stay belted at all times!
it's the law around here

 

[F.H.]

He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original post
and spelled it Espirit...

Gotcha game. (NIGY) Now I've Got You.

The aggressor spots a weakness, sets up a trap, and springs it as a form
of getting his jollies.

 

[Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B]

Gotcha game. (NIGY) Now I've Got You.

The aggressor spots a weakness, sets up a trap, and springs it as a form
of getting his jollies.

That's good for him. I just (usually) ignore people like that.

He knew what I was talking about...

 

[Dean Dark]

That's good for him. I just (usually) ignore people like that.

He knew what I was talking about...

Of course I knew what you meant.

But you didn't "fat-finger" the spelling of Esprit any more than
George 'monkey boy' Bush fat-fingered the spelling of WMD. you
thought that was how it was spelled, and got it wrong - like a
surprising number of people do.

But now you've learned how to spell Esprit. Well done!!

My work here is done. Thank you.

 

[F.H.]

Of course I knew what you meant.

But you didn't "fat-finger" the spelling of Esprit any more than
George 'monkey boy' Bush fat-fingered the spelling of WMD. you
thought that was how it was spelled, and got it wrong - like a
surprising number of people do.

But now you've learned how to spell Esprit. Well done!!

My work here is done. Thank you.

LOL, a threshold I can relate to.

 

[Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B]

Of course I knew what you meant.

But you didn't "fat-finger" the spelling of Esprit any more than George
'monkey boy' Bush fat-fingered the spelling of WMD. you thought that was
how it was spelled, and got it wrong - like a surprising number of people
do.

But now you've learned how to spell Esprit. Well done!!

My work here is done. Thank you.

OK...I concede...

Funny thing is, I know now it's spelled, but my fingers just get flying...

 

[Michael Pardee]

He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original post
and spelled it Espirit...

Ah - I didn't even notice. Hope nobody notices I occasionally spell "the" as
"teh." The excruciatingly zealous typo police may burn my house down.

Mike

 

[Michael Pardee]

That was weird.

 

[Vanguard]

There is a saying, scared shitless and another, scared spitless. When
you're scared and the fight or flight response is turned on, your
mouth dries out and your intestinal activity slows down.

The OP was asking about stains. That means he wasn't scared shitless.
It means he had a car accident and then had a skivvy accident. When you
are injured you can loose control of your bowels, although urination
usually precedes defecation.

 

[Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B]

Ah - I didn't even notice. Hope nobody notices I occasionally spell "the"
as "teh." The excruciatingly zealous typo police may burn my house down.

Mike

Yeah, I did. But since a lot of people (myself included) sometimes type
faster than we think, and also I knew what you were saying, Feh... no
biggie!

I often spell look lok because my keyboard can't keep up... (?)